Half Assed Chaos

A Vote For Free Booze
July 7th, 2010, 5:57 pm

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A Vote For Free Booze

HalfAssedChaos
Posted by HalfAssedChaos
July 7th, 2010, 5:57 pm

A vote for me is a vote for free booze and free sex for everyone, which will in turn bring about world peace.

Half Assed Chaos, because we care.

The voting link is below,
http://www.micropoll.com/akira/mpview/937395-262498

And remember, if you don't vote for me, I'll hunt you down in your sleep and turn your genitals inside out. Not really, but REALLY!

This comic may be up for about a week and a half, I'm getting married on saturday and having a lil honeymoon all next week, so I won't be around. If I get some time I'll make another strip and have it autopost next week!

Hmmm what would be a fitting wedding gift, why how about a vote for Half Assed Chaos as the most WTF comic on Smack Jeeves! :D

What was that link again?
Oh yes!
http://www.micropoll.com/akira/mpview/937395-262498

***Transformers images and names are Copyrighted by Hasbro***


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Reader's Comments:

Jazeki
Posted by Jazeki
July 7th, 2010, 6:49 pm

I voted to secure my free booze.



CONGRATULATIONS

luxordownsmeh
Posted by luxordownsmeh
July 8th, 2010, 12:32 am

On getting married! How exciting!
And of course, the poll thing too lol.

I want that free booze and sex. I vote, because I'm a selfish bastard who needs the benefits :D



Megatron

Posted by Fan Girl Laura (Guest)
July 8th, 2010, 4:16 pm

Now slap him and push him down to the ground and make him say your name as he moans out from enjoying the torture of you on him!!! UH YEAH MMM AHHH PELVIC THRUST!!!



BlackKnight
Posted by BlackKnight
July 9th, 2010, 7:41 am

Fuck just for the transformers...and all the other crazy shit in this comic you got my vote!



mosama
Posted by mosama
July 10th, 2010, 1:50 pm

ROFLMAOOOO!!
This is my new favorite comic on HAC!



Status report

Posted by Fan Girl Laura (Guest)
July 20th, 2010, 2:41 am

Well this is an up date on my love life for those of you who just love to hear me say dumb stuff (Looks at Bill) Well ummm... -.- I kinda put myself in awkward situation hehehe... you see I did a bad thing (Like always) and rather than just being with the hot older guy I ended up with umm... Another hot older guy, a military man, a guy who's 2 years younger than me, another guy who's only 1 year younger than me, a firefighter, another guy who is only 16 years older than me, and one that's my age... yes they are all different men. >.< I didn't I could get that soar in those places... oh here's the fun part we're living together... and they all want me to their wife but here's the fun part My ex is back in the picture and is also wanting me as a wife. -.- god... please shoot me.



and on that note the SCV says:

Posted by Greg (Guest)
July 20th, 2010, 3:40 pm

"Well butter my biscuit!"



Biscuit

Posted by Fan Girl Laura (Guest)
July 20th, 2010, 4:49 pm

@Greg: Well Greg do you want your biscuit buttered or rather covered in honey? Because honestly I would rather have my honey on a biscuit but hey if you like butter on your biscuit then that's your thing when a man likes another mans' butter that's... well that's good for me as long as I get to watch.



Butter

Posted by Greg (Guest)
July 23rd, 2010, 12:50 pm

Yeah, I saw one guy one jar and thought of you. :^) Smooches!



Goddammit people

NumberSix
Posted by NumberSix
July 25th, 2010, 7:55 pm

ITS NOT ONE GUY ONE JAR ITS CALLED GLASS ASS AND IF ANOTHER GODDAMNED PERSON SAYS ONE GUY ONE JAR IMMA GO DR.OCTA-MOTHERFUCKING-GONAPUS ON THEM o-o



Up yours

Posted by Fan Girl Laura (Guest)
July 25th, 2010, 8:53 pm

Well fucj you numbah 6 you can lick the scum off of David Hasslhof's nujs sak!!! and his hole! ONE MAN ONE GLASS ONE MAN ONE GLASS ONE MAN ONE GLASS ONE MAN ONE GLASS ONE MAN ONE GLASS ONE MAN ONE GLASS ONE MAN ONE GLASS!!!!



HalfAssedChaos
Posted by HalfAssedChaos
July 26th, 2010, 8:53 am

My fans are such magical people. :P



Rainbows

Posted by Fan Girl Laura (Guest)
July 26th, 2010, 3:33 pm

Sorry Bill I just love pissing people off and making them think I'm a bitch won't lie I'm the person sitting at the bar making your life difficult because it's just to much fun not to see how you will react to me then if you start crap I can beat you down ^.^ and about the guys I'm losing my mind they are all nice but I feel bad because I can't make all of them happy. D8 I'm wondering if I can become a poligimist and just have them all as my husbands is what it seems is going to happen if everything keeps up... speaking of the devil... well Devils pardon me while I deal with man after man after man... someone please shoot me -.-'



Whut....

NumberSix
Posted by NumberSix
July 27th, 2010, 7:20 pm

Sorry Laura, I wasn't paying attention....I was however enjoying myself to the free booze =3=



twisted neck

Posted by Fan Girl Laura (Guest)
July 27th, 2010, 9:12 pm

Yup I guess guys do enjoy beer so much especially now that the neck is twisted making it more fun to shove it up your own anus. Have fun with that one guys



HalfAssedChaos
Posted by HalfAssedChaos
July 28th, 2010, 8:04 am

Don't lump that swill in with glorious glorious beer!



Chowder

Posted by Fan Girl Laura (Guest)
July 28th, 2010, 3:49 pm

But it's true you get drunker faster if you but it in your rectum because of the membrane there absorbs liquids like beer faster getting you drunk with only 1 beer. I tested this theory out with some friends well it was me and some collage students messing with the Frat boys again they did it and it worked but then we had the whole what if what we told them affected the outcome so we tested it with a varying degree of who and why by not explaining more than just that they synopsis was to check if the yield would be to study the behavior of those affected verses those that were not given any other information. It turns out yes you do get drunk because of the membrane within.



But wait....

NumberSix
Posted by NumberSix
August 2nd, 2010, 7:08 pm

Chaos creator person! This isn't beer! It's booze, and therefore a form of alcohol!!! D:



HalfAssedChaos
Posted by HalfAssedChaos
August 3rd, 2010, 8:57 am

The comment was directed towards the cyclone bottle necks, which I believe now come on Miller bottles.

Miller is crap and an insult to beer! Then again I'm one hell of a beer snob. The Half Assed Brewery has plenty of other beers available. Mnnnn Milk Stout.



Miller

NumberSix
Posted by NumberSix
August 4th, 2010, 12:51 am

Is what my mum drinks, and the only actual reason I started drinking vodka is because
1.I come from a family of alcoholics
2.My mum usually gets ze money from me so I feel that I deserve to have a taste or two, sadly it's very cheap vodka
And 3.Wombats
Why I shared this I has no fuckin clue D:



HalfAssedChaos
Posted by HalfAssedChaos
August 6th, 2010, 8:26 am

Allright guys look early next week for the strips to actually start flowing again.

Wedding, check.
Honeymoon, check.
Now we are looking for a house to buy, but that shouldn't set things back too much.

I will be honest though, I have had a very large creative block lately, I have about eight strips halfway done that I either couldn't think how to finish or ended up just hating them.

I think I may be getting back in the groove though, so here's hoping I can start gettin the funny back out to everyone!



Oi, Oi, Oiiiiii

NumberSix
Posted by NumberSix
August 6th, 2010, 11:31 am

*raises hand* Oiiiiiii did you get Laura to marry you? o-o''



HalfAssedChaos
Posted by HalfAssedChaos
August 8th, 2010, 8:34 pm

Not at all, that would be...scary...no offense Laura.



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